- me as a professional therapist (via guy)
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
my hobbies include
- flexing my butt to the beat of whatever song I’m listening to
Female comics are my life.