!!!!!SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE!!!!!!!
- 8/15/2014 @ 12am: Detroit, MI
- 8/15/2014 @ 8pm: Louisville, KY
- 8/31/2014 @ 12am: Jacksonville, FL
Those of you that live in these areas, please remember to STAY in your homes during the Purge!!! Joke or not, it’s better to not risk it. Also, remember to keep your doors locked, and a weapon would not hurt.
Please, please, PLEASE stay safe during all this freaky shit!!
Also, if anyone hears of anymore, add it to the bottom of this post! Keep everyone safe!!!
if you can’t handle me at my
then you don’t deserve me at my
- me as a professional therapist (via guy)
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
my hobbies include
- flexing my butt to the beat of whatever song I’m listening to
Female comics are my life.