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"aw that sucks :("

- me as a professional therapist (via guy)

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My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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my hobbies include

  • blogging
  • flexing my butt to the beat of whatever song I’m listening to

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Female comics are my life.

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checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

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